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so answer me Yoongi


Suga
why do you need to know

"fine then I won't tell you"


Suga
look if this is just to waist my time Karen then I'll get going

wow he looked very pissed of He slammed my door!

huh he really thinks I'ma forgive hi-


Taehyung
hey what happened I saw Yoongi so pissed of when he came out


Taehyung
so tell me what happened Karen

I dunno he said you guys wanted to know if I really had a boyfriend


Taehyung
well we asked him but we didn't really want to know

I .I . don't know I asked him if he had a girlfriend and he said why do I care he looked so mad at me


Taehyung
don't worry he is always like that even with his girlfriend

wait so he does


Taehyung
well he used to

oh was it seulgi


Taehyung
how did you know!

uh my friend her roommate is Seulgi and she told me her boyfriend was Yoongi


Taehyung
oh well they broke up that night she came to visit him

"yea I heard it but fell asleep in the middle of the argument"


Taehyung
oh

but why did they brake up


Taehyung
she was cheating on him and she always flirted with us so he got really pissed


Taehyung
and broke up with her, he use to be so happy but he was still cold like he is now

"I kinda feel bad"


Taehyung
yea he gave her all the of chances until he just gave up on her

"I feel so bad for him"


Taehyung
I really don't know why he's so cold some people say it's becau-

"what do you mean"


Taehyung
ehh never mind


Taehyung
I'll just head off

oh ok by-

next thing I knew Taehuyung tripped on something and fell on me it felt so akward


Taehyung
omg I'm so sor-


Jungkook
uh what's going on here


Taehyung
it's a misunderstanding I just tripped on her leg"

"I'm sorry my friend is calling me"


Jungkook
oh ok

I saw suga go in my room and I was so grateful I came up with a excuse to get out

mean while I saw suga come out with such frustrating face expression


Suga
you really believe Tae then stop I will do anything to make you forget about what he told you

what ,what do you mean


Suga
you'll see I will ruin your life

my heart was beating even faster and faster because Suga was getting closer to me


Suga
just wait

he hit my for head few at least that was over


Suga
also Karen keep in mind from now the person living with you is gonna try to ruin your life

"and I don't car-"


Suga
heh that expression on your face explained everything

that means he's gonna bother me the whole time BECAUSE HE LIVES WITH ME !!!!(mind)


Jin
so I saw everything

"even the part we're he came up to me close"


Jin
yup


Jin
don't worry I won't tell

"oh thank God this has gone too dramatic"


Jin
what do you mean this never happened with any of the other roommates he had before

"well I'm NOT lucky"


Jin
you should be happy he is a great man

"I'd translate that to he is a cold man with no heart"


Jimin
what you guys talking about?

"nothing"


Namjoon
Aw Karen come on your our friend and if it's about how Suga was getting mad and getting close to you it's our secret

well now it's not a secret because you said it out loud


Namjoon
I really did


J-hope
yes yes you did now we all know the tea

"can you guys not tell him please"


Jin
it's ok sister your secret was already safe with us it was Destiny

"eh jin your being cheesy agin"


Jin
it's my job


J-hope
I guess she can tell


Namjoon
*giggle*

"you guy are so funny like brothers to me"


Jin
this is in she just brother zoned us


Jimin
it doesn't matter


Jungkook
what doesn't matter is it the fact that Taehuyung fell on you

"JUNGKOOK!"


Jin
REALLY


Jungkook
yea wasn't she telling you that


Jin
uh no she was telling us ho-

I covered his mouth with my hand before he could say anything else


Jungkook
and I'd rather not know


Taehyung
what you guys talking about


Namjoon
about how you fell on kar-

both if my hands were covering there mouth's


Taehyung
YOU TOLD THEM

uh no all the sudden Namjoon spilled something then Jungkook spilled something then this


J-hope
it's more like a pot of tea not a cup


Jin
hey that's my job!


J-hope
well to bad

Anyways good night guys I have to sleep


J-hope
night tea spiller

I slowly fell asleep and into a deep one

Morning ☀️


Suga
wake up and get ready

Yoongi what are you doing in my room!


Suga
what else waking you up to go to school

oh really so that's how you'll ruin my life


Suga
you'll see when we get to school

what do you mean your gonna bully.me


Suga
ew no that's sarcastic


Suga
you'll stand next to me the whole time


Suga
let's see what all the girls in school gotta say

what do you mean?


Suga
you'll see for yourself when.we get to school

this is gonna be easy


Suga
hm let's see.about that when .it really happens


hello people and bye today is my birthday and I'm so happy I got love and support from all my friends I hope y'all have a good day byee